Tiny Type (6/11)

Eddie’s On Fire

Forum superstar, Eddie Wall was recently reached out to on Myspace by smokin’ hot babe, and the radio host of “Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez” herself, Heidi Cortez. Apparently they went as far as meeting up for a drink, beyond that we’re not sure. We immediately went online and checked out Heidi’s site in which she retails “the worlds most listened to erotic CD”. We have yet to confirm whether or not Eddie got any erotic noises out of her himself. Why this matters, we’re not sure, but we’re proud of him nonetheless.


You know what they say, being a team manager is the next best thing to being a pro snowboarder—only with a longer life span; and right now the next best things going are Donny Needles a.k.a. Kevin Casillo, and D-Tale a.k.a. Doran Laybourn. Kevin’s recently signed on as the official Team Manager for Grenade Gloves and Fatigue Project outerwear, relieving The Dingo of his duties. And after a brief a hiatus, Vans snow division has welcomed Doran Laybourn as their new Team Manager. So if you’re in need of boots and gloves, you know who to holler at now—congrat’s dudes.

Crunk Ain’t Dead

Resident captain of the BME Click, Lil’ Jon, has enlisted the likes of Danny Kass and The Dingo, outfitting the boys with diamond encrusted BME chains and pieces. Their dog Big Vern has even been seen running BME bandannas as well. Also teaming up with Danny, Ding, and BME, are skaters Ryan Sheckler, and Greg Lutzka. Lil’ Jon is planning some sort of documentary involving all said action sports stars. More on that when we get it.

No’ Mo’ Lam-bo’

True baller-for-real, Shaun White has totaled his recently purchased Lamborghini, but he’s safe and sound, and he’s already hittin’ corners as insurance has replaced the vehicle for him.

We called him up to cop a quote real quick, because we’re cool like that, and this is what he had to say about the incident:

“I’m rollin’ hard now I’m under control
Then wrapped the Lambo’ round the telephone poll
I looked at my car and I said, Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another

Well, he didn’t actually wrap the thing around a telephone pole, and we didn’t actually call him, and he didn’t actually say that. But it would have been funny if he did—say that, not wrap his car around a telephone pole, that would have been terrible.

Sponsor Changes

Mads Johnson is on Von Zipper. Josh Sherman has been added to Bonfire’s global team. Nate Bozung is repping the trifecta of Drake, Bakoda, and Northwave. Live Free Or Die Hard star, Bruce Willis has been added to the Grenade pro team.