ASS Industries Fashionably Late Website and Team Release

The re-release of one of the best brands from the late nineties is back! Ass Industries the manufacturer of Haul Ass "¢ Wax, Tight Ass "¢ Hardware, and the revolutionary Ass Wipe goggle bag system is proud to announce its 05/06 team of ass droids. Colleen Quigley, Shane Flood, Brian Regis, Lane Knaack, Jeff Kramer, Jesse House, Hot Garbage, Colin Langlois, SkEtchy D, Chrissy Carelli, Wild Will, Luke Mathison, and the Dingo back that ass up. Check out the countless others who have joined in a world wide assplosion! Weekly news updates and new products will be continuously under development inside the ass laboratories. Visit the ass lab at