Gnu Impossible A.S.S. Pickle
Fresh from lab weird is a new, high-tech, ergonomic pickle stick. The shape of this Asymmetrical Symmetrical Synchronized (A.S.S.) snowboard is built completely around a slight duck stance and your body's naturally asymmetrical shape. The core, flex, and sidecut are all finely adjusted to balance how your body turns. With a new blend of magnesium fiber for explosive snap, and all the bells and whistles (Magne-Traction, Banana Camber Combo, Columbian Gold Wood Core), the impossible is now possible.
Sizes: 152, 155, 159
Tester Feedback: "Jeezum crowbars! This thing was amazing! It pops, it carves, it jumps, it has magical saves, and it has more stuff hidden in the fibers of its core than a Swiss army knife."