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After years of fielding ridiculous emails and (at times …) hilarious solicitations from god-knows-how-they-got-our-email-addresses PR and Marketing people, the first installment of “Random Solicitations” is here. The weirdest, dumbest, most interesting, dangerous, and f’d-up s—t we get in the inbox, for all to see.

Comment contests will be a huge part of this column. Every few articles, the funniest reaction posted will receive the product in question. Play your cards right, and we might even post your individual review of the goods, right here at TWSnow.com.

So, to start things off … World, we bring you OnePiece, from the no-longer-so-mighty United Kingdom. Cheers, Mate.

USA!USA!USA!USA! Honestly, this means war, ya British sons of bitches. Want another smack? Didn't think so.

USA!USA!USA!USA! Honestly, this means war, ya British sons of bitches. Want another smack? Didn't think so. But, as a Patriots fan, the Jets helmet is freakin' hilaaaaaaarious.

The snowboard really makes the package flow, right? Wrong.

The snowboard really makes the package flow, right? Wrong.

Dude. No paycheck is worth this model gig. Go back to Yo Gabba Gabba, chief.

Dude. No paycheck is worth this model gig. Go back to Yo Gabba Gabba, chief.