Random Solicitations: neuLash


“So you can still bat your lashes, even while on the slopes.”

Turning on your computer after a long night of wassail-ing and ringing in the holiday cheer is never a fun task. But when you add to our already pounding Eggnog-headaches by being greeted with a golden message such as this? Enough to add a few lumps of coal to the stockings.

Because, you know, nothing says “snowboarding” quite like proper eyelash maintenance.

And what the hell is “Bergdorf Goodman”?

Hey, at least they personalized the letter this time. Enjoy.

Hi TransWorld SNOWboarding,
Did you know that cold weather not only brings on dry skin and chapped lips, but also dehydrated and brittle eyelashes? Just like we slather on extra moisturizer, use lip balm and condition our hair, eyelashes need a little pampering in during the winter.

When eyelashes aren’t hydrated, they become weak and fall out. However, a conditioner will instantly hydrate lashes, bringing them back to life, even in cold weather. neuLash eye lash conditioner nourishes the lash line and energizes dehydrated, brittle lashes into healthier, thicker and longer-looking lashes, so you can still bat your lashes, even while on the slopes.

neuLash is available nationally at Saks Fifth Avenue, Neiman Marcus, Bloomingdale’s and Bergdorf Goodman, as well as on www.neuLash.com.


Bah Humbug.