Monday Mallet: Worst Case Scenario

When it’s really hot on sometimes your mind’s just not right. Just look at Young Playboy right here. He wanted to practice his Scott Stevens inspired one-footers all day. So he created this man made death trap. The design for the feature came to him while he was having a 105 degree fever that was brought on by a bad peyote trip. Well when the cactus wore off, and he attempted the move, absolutely nothing went right. So kids, take this as a lesson. Stay away from cactus. And maybe “snowboarding” on giant wooden sculptures with no snow is a bad idea…