Monday Mallet- Keystone Boarder Slams Into Skier!

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  • poopbagel Says:

    dang skiiers….

    no need for the “first” thang.

  • whwerd Says:

    Thats what skiers get for chillin on landings of yumps

  • reggie Says:

    third!!! tahts wat its all about des days

  • kubit Says:

    what a dumbass…

  • WHAT A Says:

    F*CKING IDIOT

  • tloc420 Says:

    hater ^^^^

  • dude Says:

    stupid bitch, you dont stand in the middle of the freakin jump line, sick front seven

  • J-Dirt Says:

    This is way more steezy than an ordinary front 7 would have been.

  • mattie Says:

    you need to be castrated, less ppl like you would be good. better yet your dad should have pulled out how every many years ago and blown you all over the sheets and done us a favor

  • MrT Says:

    I pity the fool that crosses the landing of a jump

  • MA Says:

    fucking hate skiers

  • Dave Says:

    hahahahahha i wish i saw this…..

  • danyale Says:

    what an ignorant egocentric wench. STAY OUT OF THE PARK DENVER IDIOTS. why? Why do you morons choose to go into the parks when you cant even turn. you are to annoying and dangerous. that kid’s ribs are broken because that stupid tourist cant grasp the concept of her surroundings. i absolutely hate people who are in their own little worlds and ruin everyone else’s day because they get in everyones way. people like that girl should be incarcerated.

  • poo Says:

    my dildo is poo’ier then this clip

  • Kush man Says:

    jesus christ haters, did god make all of you perfect?

  • ZenMaster Says:

    The two things I hate more than anything are # little kids who should be on a green run somewhere hanging out in a terrain park and #2 little kids on SKI’s who should be on a green run somewhere hanging out in a terrain park.I don’t hate a lot of things but I hate little kids on skis A LOT.

  • everybodyLuvsSmurfs Says:

    stupid denver tourists. go back to the city and watch tv

  • henrik Says:

    fucking retard jumper for not adjusting mid air to avoid little china girl…or he could just popped over her instead of wrecking her….. nono…. but what happens to the rule from behind….? in norway its allways he or she from the back who gets the blame park or not…

  • tony bosong Says:

    welp….join the tourinos and go back to norway…..or the front range

  • lil shits Says:

    ferkkin lil piss kids on their skis don’t even know how to turn but they love to go roll over jump lips and warp park boxes and get in our way. Sick vid though that girls shoulda definetly suffered major injuries that would make her think twice next time she wants to go into the park….

  • jm Says:

    It is pretty funny, you know, the whole locals rule crap. Just because you live in the mountains and have ‘09 gear, next years Neff hat and a posse of bros who feel entitled, doesn’t change the fact that kids like that skier and their families pay for your ability to ride the resort. Yeah, you bought a pass, but people who buy tickets are the ones who keep the lifts running. Get it straight or go ride backcountry, fool. It is your job to notice if someone is in the landing… plus this kid probly fell and was trying to get out of the way when a dude forgot to look before he tried to show off.

  • jm Says:

    …or make the park restricted access where you have to watch a safety video and sign a waver before you can go into the park. Oh, yeah… you would complain about that too

  • complainers Says:

    all the comments for this are sweet. I know who you are, cause I seen you lapping the park in dresses that match your boots and flare feathers that are so dirty they look like dred-lochs under your hat. Entitlement is funny, specially when you are delusional about who pays for the terrain parks. Hem your shirt, wash your feathers and try to have fun in the park that tourists bought for you

  • joe john Says:

    you are the stupidest fucking ignorant being alive.. who gives a fuck how much they pay.. its impossible to see some stupid ass skier broad in the blindspot after the landing of a 60 footer regardless of how hard you pay attention or how little you want to show off. grow some brains you city slicking fuck

  • johnzillaa Says:

    even ski patrol just sits on jump landings here in CT its lame

  • Shred Says:

    wow dude your comment is so retarded..
    ppl who usually ride somewhat decent in the park, have respect for other riders.. on this vid..
    it is impossible to see someone that close on landing from top if u havent seen any booter more then 20ft.. dont talk shit, 20+ft jumps its kinda hard to see if someone is there or not.
    and about ticket shit u talk about ur retarded on that too.. yea they pay hefty priceo n ticks.. but fuckers like those, ruin ppl that loves to shred or even ski cuz they dont kno their where abouts, and shit like this happend and end ppl season or ability to ride again..

  • PENER Says:

    ye that nerd on skis did not looked up the hill - and that stands in 10 rules of on-mountain movement from FIS. Look up the hill to make sure yo wont cross someones way. And also, a-dont-stay behind the horizont where riders cant see you-rule. Its the same here in czech republic, fools hanging around the landings, they dont care about riders hitting the spot, they dont get it. So this girl got it…

  • ben Says:

    word

  • jibalew Says:

    that was fake!

  • the Big DP Says:

    thats no 60 footer thats the medium line

  • ShredimusMaximus Says:

    oh god damn!!!!! was that a gook?

  • EAST Says:

    Yo ChadBroChill is the man

  • alex Says:

    it was the third jump pussy

  • BT Says:

    they shoulde make another comment board with this one and few others from recent vids

  • YA Says:

    that chick is RETARDED, granted she more than likely had no idea what she was doing, but that is exactly what makes her dumb. she was almost in the middle of that landing!! that dude is probably piiisssed.

  • GrnAppleTree Says:

    hopefully no one was seriously injured. I grew up in colorado but am at school in virginia right now. I will be at winterpark, coppper and where ever else i feel like going in two weeks. If i encounter this locals only shit i will not hesitate to bang you idiots.

  • Shepherd Says:

    I purposely aim for dumbass’ chilling on the landings.

  • g Says:

    im happy things like this happen to people who stand on landing

  • gazza Says:

    that idiot deserved it (referring to the skier)

  • Vail Resorts Blow Says:

    You are probably some dumb ass employee of Vail who’s be brainwashed to think that the people who pay money and blow and skiing or riding are owed something by the people who are trying to make a living doing what they love. The only people who give two shits how much money those douche bags have is Vail and all their resorts blow because they only wipe the ass of people on vacation and don’t care about the pass holders. BTW since you obviously aren’t a local and just an outsider shit the f^%& up and go ride in the midwest rocking your started jacket you loser. That girl is the one who deserved to have got hurt not that kid riding and the parents of the girl are idiots too. But according to you its all good cuz they got a fat wallet. Well I hope they pay that kids medical bills

  • craig the silly maniac Says:

    holy fucking shit this escalated quickly. p.s. It was the third jump.

  • stupid fuckin skiers Says:

    those fuckin skiers, the first fuckin rule of safety on the hill is know where u are and have control of your skis/board, dont go fuckin sit on a landing where bros are gunna be coming in blind at XX mph….fuckin bitch

  • mark Says:

    why?
    i have a lot of good friends that ski and they are no different then us, they’re just out there to have fun. and its not like only skiers stand on landings i’ve seen boarders literally sit in the middle of landings. there is really no need to hate on skiers.

  • craig the silly maniac Says:

    actually vail resorts did a very wonderful thing this year by selling the epic pass and the other passes for dirt cheap. But I agree with you about them kissing major tourist ass. This shit happens all the time at keystone unfortunately. I was yelling at a kid on friday who stopped dead mid-landing of the first of that same line. People seem to lack common sense unfortunately. That is too bad for this dude too. They may be from denver but FUCK TEXAS SKI VACATIONERS!

  • craig the silly maniac Says:

    There are a lot of people from colorado who look at this site. right on go colorado.

  • getonmylevel Says:

    agreed.

  • jthug Says:

    don’t u think if they pay for it, they should also know basic park etiquette…?

    common courtesy should be upheld on both ends, and a mutual agreement of not fucking shit up should be expected?

    it all starts with safety education

  • jthug Says:

    fuck the skier, people need to learn lessons. i hope he dropped his shoulder into er

  • jazzy jeff Says:

    i ride in michigan and it seems like people from indiana feel the need to ride through the park and ride of the side of the jumps.

  • drinker mcgee Says:

    man skiing is so way cooler than snowboarding plus it is way harder cause a skier has 2 snowboards

  • MC Steez Says:

    dumbest logic ever, if anything skiing is easier cause u got 2 sticks, twice the balance fuckhead

  • chadbrochill Says:

    true, dumont is the fucking man!

  • TMaStAA Says:

    you must be a troll because no one who is old enough to go on the computer without adult supervision could possibly be that fucking dumb.
    “plus it is way harder cause a skier has 2 snowboards”
    amazing just simply amazing….

  • sick Says:

    i hate people who launder in the park like that it needs to stop!! let the shredders shred without worryin bout shit like that

  • eafg Says:

    and if your gonna get out of the landings of a 50 foot jump line haha

  • chadbrochill Says:

    all i got out of this is u like to bang idiots u cream-puff! if u grew up in colo u know how the scene works respect gets respect, so dont act tuff like ur gunna just start fighting fools cuz they snake the shit out of u!

  • lol Says:

    are you serious, mcgee is clearly joking

  • chadbrochill Says:

    you are very correct it was the thurd jump i was wrong but he still could of hit the jibs that were coming up next.

  • chadbrochill Says:

    no but he did give us the ability to hate so hate on ma fuckas!!!

  • trice stunt man Says:

    if i was that kid i would have gotten up and beat the shit out of that bitch for being so fucking stupid…get real u dumb bitch

  • Man Says:

    I think that we can all agree that it is dumb as hell for anyone to stand at the bottom of the jump, skier or snowboarder.

    And if your going in the park know what you are doing and don’t just go over side jumps and the kickers before rails you are just making everything worse.

    AND don’t just get a park pass for the shorter lift line.

  • chadbrochill Says:

    so that means u like to have 2 dicks in ur ass instead of 1. u need to rethink what u just said!

  • J.Tannouri Says:

    the camera dude, shoulda warned the homie, or the little chicka. even tho she shouldnt have been there in the first place.

  • nud Says:

    dumb cunt deserved it for standing at the bottom. i sucks but its what you get

  • Taylor Says:

    Nice front 7 with the execution of mauling the skier. I bet that lady was bitching like crazy cause she probably had no idea what she did. Seems like its always the snowboarders fault. DAMN HOOLIGANS.

  • RUTLAND Says:

    yeah word dumont. herbs come in all shapes and sizes

  • Dillon Says:

    AHHHHH teddy!!! silly punter hoe for being on the landing. HA!

  • Micey Says:

    Fucking little girl. She should be incarcerated.

  • bryden Says:

    skiing is fucking awsome tried it yesterday for the first time skiers are what make the park where i ride dope
    but that dumb little bitch’s parents were right there they should know whats up with the park

  • ta Says:

    #1 Almost all of you are retards. The dude with the camera should have been yelling at that girl to get out of the way and or yelling at his buddy to not hit the jump cause the landing wasnt clear.

    AND

    #2 All you pussies. I have a real job and live in Denver and can roll thru those same hits doin 9’s and 10’s all fuckin day long so dont start talkin shit you pussy ass wanta bes…Especially you chadbrodouch!

  • psnakes Says:

    u just did, fucking idiot

  • stuffer Says:

    Yea Agree with ta. where was the filmer when his buddy starts his line and said filmer has his head up his ass. but really its an accident and shit like this happens wether u wanna believe it or not. It happens at vail, keystone, BEAR, and definitely happens here in MN. Lot of little runts out there u have to watch out for because there a little new to the whole skiing or snowboarding thing.

    -PS- Bring the hate!

  • stuffer Says:

    o and some 60 footer. hahahaha

  • ben Says:

    yeah you can’t hate on skiers, just the dumbass ones like this kid.

  • Mac Dre Says:

    yo mattie is the shit.

  • Stan Says:

    i hope that fuckin dumb bitch got hurt

  • Stan Says:

    mark youre a fuckin tool dude

  • johnc. Says:

    hate on GAPERS not skiers!

  • sdlksdklskld Says:

    haha that shit up at the top is priceless

  • Stan Says:

    a snowboarder wouldn’t be caught dead in the landing of a jump.. nice try boss

  • NAN Says:

    wow, that slam became the subject of so much diss-cussion and hate…

    beautifully snowboarding.

    -human

  • Stan Says:

    last time i checked when youre filming something you are lookin at the camera screen and not the landing of the jump.. youre a moron

  • billy bob Says:

    i know… what the fuck was that snowboarder thinking??? downhill person has the right of way… i hope they clipped his ticket… cuz that’s horsesh*t!

  • sam Says:

    too bad the boarder got wrecked and the little girl creeper was fine.
    so not a good thing

  • matt Says:

    kooks

  • tahoe Says:

    this is not a good thin the guy hitting the jump probably got more hurt there are so many idiots where i live this happens every week at boreal

  • um Says:

    first, most locals are broke as shit, not much time to work when you ride 6 days a week (basically restaurant or bar jobs). you can do it too, you just have to sacrifice a bit. also, to everyone who said the cameraman should have stopped the guy, it’s apparent that the skier just rolled in as the filmer turned uphill.

  • ya Says:

    god stupid little fucking girls dont need to be in the park

  • ok Says:

    It doesn’t matter where you are from, you can go in the park if you know basic etiquette. The sad thing is, most f-ing idiots have no idea not to stand in the landing or on the knuckle of the jump. They just stand there gaping with their heads up their asses. And people like this guy lose the rest of their season because they hurt themselves landing on these Texans. I have no sympathy for this little bitch. Can you sue people for the medical bills you have to pay due to their idiocy?!

  • soderzac Says:

    I saw THIS HAPPPEN haha funny shit

  • slopesteezkilla Says:

    WTF was that stupid skier doing standind in the runout of a big jump. Thats why terrain park sighns say to clear landing areas.Stupid gapers in the park never obey terrain park rules. I am always yelling at gapers posting up on the knuckle or in the blind landing run out. Pretty ignorent to go into a terrain park with no clue and not read the sighns wich are ther to tell fools the rules.

  • 101 Says:

    Yea kill em

  • MA Says:

    i hate skiers

  • lmao Says:

    ta sweetest comment ever man ur so awesome

  • lmao Says:

    lol u must really hate skiers!

  • slopesteezkilla Says:

    just kidding,I love skiers they shred too

  • mayhem Says:

    Yeah, sure the down hill person has the right of way, but the person downhill is supposed to stop in a place where they can be seen and are not blocking the jump landings or trails with blind landings. If you’re going to quote responsibility code, maybe you should think about it first. That girl was right on the landing, there’s noooo way in hell he could have seen her from the top with the kicker blocker his view. So he’s really not at fault here, she is.

  • themaster Says:

    Yea sking is sick,I love those guys i take it back they do shred it.Its stupid moron tourist gapers who are sometimes snowboarders as well.

  • 101 Says:

    Yes mang,be kind to those gapes you might have been one at first. Try using kindness and edgucate them fools.

  • ben Says:

    i think the ignorant comment was aimed at the racial slur. Is not recognizing that a possible sign of ignorance? Yes

  • Bon Says:

    cunt face… if shes in the middle of the jump its her fault
    i usually kill people like that… with my penis

  • word up Says:

    ya man im agreed with stan when youre looking through the camera viewfinder you’re not really paying attention to anything else but getting the shot so its extremely hard to notice some retard unexpectadly do something like that

  • and... Says:

    plus if u watch it again the cameraman does notice the dumbshit and yells at her to move right after teddy takes off

  • pk Says:

    haha, yeah that was the funniest comment of them all

  • Sam Says:

    fact is, you’re not allowed to hit a jump when somebody is in the landing. If you cant’s see if the landing’s clear, you need someone who checks the landing for you and gives a sign or waves you out if someone’s in the landing. The girl probably didn’t know what she was doing and of course she shouldn’t be in the landing but people who aren’t familiar with funparks don’t know better. And it’s for the good riders to watch because they can react much better than less good riders!
    btw i’m a snowboarder as well

  • bret michaels Says:

    shut the fuck up. this is why no one likes you

  • Durangatang Says:

    Yah Shreddy Hoffman, that’s one way to break the ice to talk to girls. See you in Durango buddy.

  • smp Says:

    I would have strangled a bitch with ma dick

  • jerzy Says:

    cab 7

  • bob Says:

    To many <18 year olds here, you can cut the pubescent angst with a knife.

  • 303 Says:

    are you seriously dissin on people from the front range? you dont think we know r shit? you gotta be kidding me

  • 303 Says:

    fuck you asshole u think just cuz i live in denver i suck? how bout you suck it easy you cunt. i get first chair every fuckin saturday so dont fuckin tell me to stay home you fuckin needle dick

  • bird rider Says:

    Literally clapping. Bravo TWS. One less dumb ass skier to worry about.

  • chadbrochill Says:

    what r u talking about i was born an raised in colorado an i live in keystone!

  • chadbrochill Says:

    303 i dig ur attitude!!!!!

  • phreshpeaceofbologna Says:

    how did you not catch on that kid as being sarcastic??

  • o h i o Says:

    sorted!

  • RunChi Says:

    I thought ignorance was bliss! That girl got hammered…….

  • creepy Says:

    slash a kook next time you go riding, it feels good

  • no correct way is going to suck Says:

    ya those damn people participating in the act of washing (namely clothing) in the park like that. Go to school dumbass

  • no correct way is going to suck Says:

    perhaps you meant wander, or loiter. just fyi

  • no correct way is going to suck Says:

    btw you’re a giant fucking pussy as well

  • Harry Says:

    FYI- This board is funny, I’m going to come here more often.
    Launder, interesting hybrid semantics though? LOFL

    At least the people with brains are obvious on this board, but its not saying THAT much for you other invalids.

    I’ll litter it and launder it, fukkaz!

    xD

    Oh, and if you’re such a hardcore underage drinker amassing you-tube footage for your emerging career in videography, try this:
    SPOT THE LANDINGS FOR YOUR RIDERS! Wa-duhuh!!!
    CALL THAT SHIT!!!

  • complainers Says:

    Yeah.. the signs say it all when you enter the park, so they have the chance to learn. The only way to ensure people know what’s up is to force them to watch a video and restrict the park to those who have done that. Winter Park does this and it works pretty well. Unless that system is in place, I don’t see any solution besides being patient and tolerant of these hazardous folk. Don’t just blow up at someone because they are not as aware as you… tell them what’s up and they won’t do it again. Expecting these people to automatically download park etiquette brainware when they pass through the pearly gates is as ridiculous as eating your own poop for every meal of the day for the rest of your life.

  • lawl Says:

    Sam you need to go play in traffic. You are an enormous vagina.

  • haha Says:

    Fucking owned. 20$ says she tried to give him a lecture (after she woke up) about control and/or being aware of his surroundings, instead of realizing that the entire incident was her fault.

  • chadbrochill Says:

    i would like to second this conversation! i am also broke as fuck i work 57hrs a week at 8.75 an hour an live in the worst mold growing shit hole employee housing possible so i assure u that ppl that live in the mtns are indeed broke as fuck!

  • chadbrochill Says:

    all right u dumb ass if ur gunna talk shit at least do it correctly. there is a thing called a dictionary, use it if u dont know ur spelling. if u can spin 9s n 10s then u shouldnt be hitting the medium line anyway tuff guy! there is no need to boast u ignorant fuck. but i do agree with u the cameraman should have been yelling at both the girl an his rider. to the others if u have a real mans camera an know how to film u dont need to look through the eye piece or at the screen.

    now back to the hemorrhoid hit-man TA, i have provided u with a detailed description an correct spelling of the word douche!

    douche |do? sh |
    noun
    a shower of water : a daily douche.
    • a jet of liquid applied to part of the body for cleansing or medicinal purposes.
    • a device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

  • mario Says:

    Yea agreed. (it was the hard way to learn haha)

  • yep Says:

    please tell me your not older than 12 with a comment like that..

  • pig Says:

    die pig die

  • Mike Says:

    Yo guess what they do! Yea i know it’s hard to believe but there are dumb shredders who don’t know where the f they are. O question have you ever been friends with a skier or even watched one of them throw down? Stan I wonder if you’ve ever even shred cause they way you talk doesn’t sound like it.

  • Mike Says:

    So we’ve all watched the video, but how many of us have looked at it over and over again? At first I thought there was nothing the shredder could of done but then I realized that he could of. If ya look at the video he lands his trick and just heads straight done the hill. If he would of been spotting his landing better he could of seen her hopefully and avoided her, and at the least after he landed he could of been looking better and bailed quick so that at least he didn’t run straight into her. Now I’ve been to keystone a ton and that landing is at the beginning of a trail. That chick should of been looking around and realized she was at the base of a jump. it’s real easy to tell. But I don’t care who you are, and how long you been waiting at the top to make sure no one is on the landing sh** happens. There’s three hits in a row and no way could that guy could of told that there was a girl at the bottom of the last. And if you’ve ever been to a park and hit those jumps you know that you don’t ask someone to go check all the landings before you hit it. they want to hit it two. You check you landings on natural sh** but that’s about all. That stupid chick should of never been in the part of the park that she was you’re supposed to work your way up. and you can tell she wasn’t hitting sh** anyways. I feel real bad for the poor guy and hope he gets better and i hope that skier helps with the medical bills. I also hope we’ll all stop hatin. What does it matter whether you ski or shred. I know sick shredders and sick skiers who both throw down. An i know texans and colorado peeps who don’t have a f****** idea how to shred let alone how to do it smart. So why don’t we chill out on the insults and shred and love it for it and not worry about those who don’t and sometimes f up our days.

  • andrew Says:

    obviously you aren’t a snowboarder if you call it a “funpark”,your probably another doucherocket dumbfuck skier,

  • Humboldt Herbs Says:

    Amen bro… amen.
    The names tw SNOWBOARDING.

  • yea, thats what she said Says:

    HERE HERE (crowd boos) hey, shut up it was well said………….end

  • JMO Says:

    yeah skiiers suck, I can’t even comprehend why you would bring your son, daughter, or yourself through a park when you don’t ride park, especially if you have no common sense. The only good thing about skiing is ski bunnies, racer girls>snowboard girls. I’m tired of theese pseudo hipster snowboard girls, who lurk and have lip rings. I just want some fine skiier ass, HOLLA FOR A DOLLA!

  • you know Says:

    Mike you’re a fuckin tool dude… he shouldnt have to look around the second he lands and if it was me i would have drilled her too

  • skeet Says:

    yo whats the song

  • you know Says:

    mike you’re a fuckin tool dude…. stan is right

  • mike Says:

    why are skiers all hypersensitive n shit

  • denny Says:

    HEY MIKE!!!!

    EFF YOU!!!!

  • Hey I'm blind Says:

    It was an accident

  • rutland Says:

    i would rather everyone hate on skiers that fight about snowpants

  • cam bobeck Says:

    hahahahaha what a dumb bitch

  • Beau White Says:

    Nice Teddy!! You should have grabbed the tail. Not the girl you sicko!

  • Kingstone Says:

    YUPPPP FUCK SKIERS

  • Ben Says:

    Dude Mike, there is no way he could have avoided that. He had to stay looking up the hill for a second to stomp his landing before he could start to look down the hill again. There is a small chance that he could of seen her mid spin, but come on, you’re obviously going to try and stomp that if your going for it.

  • deeee Says:

    first of all the skier deserved to get smoked,just to bad the boarder wasnt ready and could have just hit him withou getting tossed too.
    secondly why are you on this site if your a skier, you should be checkin out guy on guy porn sites you fairy’s

  • p1carbon Says:

    complainers - i completely agree…however, in the case of this video what opportunity did the rider have to not hit the girl - it’s very much so common sense that the bottom of a kicker is not the best place to be standing, and that said there was what looked to be like a parent figure standing within 15-20 feet of her - shouldn’t they have had enough common sense to get her out of the way? I sure as hell think so - now this kid’s gotta spend some time chillin’ and not riding because the smallest shred (no pun intended) of common sense was used…and as for the tourists deal - yea, sure, they may buy our parks, but who shreds them 5 days a week? locals…and i’m not saying tourists shouldn’t come in them but how many people who are new to parks actually take the time to stop and read a sign…personally, i’ve never seen a single person…so whatev’s - props to this kid for a sick 7 and hopefully this will be used to educate people in the future…

  • skidork Says:

    I’m a skier, it doesn’t really matter what you have on your feet. That being said, the chick who got hit shouldn’t have been standing there. She was too close.

  • mattie Says:

    ha made you angry!!! stink for you

  • wawaweewa Says:

    yea, either kindness or spray them. depends on the mood you’re in…

  • Tony Says:

    Oh man that was, that was the heaviest slam we ever seen…

    I can’t believe he made that 720

  • Megan Yonker Says:

    Dear All,

    I am that little girl. I am tweleve years old and live in Nebraska. (so you are all off). I drove to Keystone with my Dad and I have always dreamed of snowboarding, but when I went to the rental shop with my new snow suit, the gentleman behind the counter recomended I rent skis. So I did.

    I remember the hit clearly. That punk snowboarder cut my line as I was getting ready to throw a back 7 off the next jump. The video does me no justice as it shows me skiing off dazed after I wrecked that snow boarder punk. The reality is, I am a 12 year old girl, under a hundred pounds and I walked away with out injuries while that cool snow rider broke his ribs. Goes to show that maybe the guy in the rental shop saw I was not a gimp and that is why he rented me my skis instead of the snowboard.

    After watching this video a few times, I realized that I am going to give up skiing and pick up a pair of big feet. I am going to ski to the landing zone of every major jump in the rockies and wait for you punks to hit the jump and then I am going to beat you down like a like a battered dick.

    I will be wearing my pink suit too.

    Look for me.

    -Megan Yonker - Corn Husker for life

  • Jonas Says:

    poor guy, stuck his trick and got hurt cause of someone else who has know idea what the hell they are doing. what a shame.

  • Pfiz Says:

    imagine a world (or even a website) where snowboarders could watch a video and then NOT get in a huge argument over nothing. especially about halfway through this page is ridiculous. there is no reason why you guys need to pretend like you’re better than everyone else on this site. none of us even know who you are. we obviously aren’t gonna see you walkin around downtown and say “oh man, you must be dr. awesomepants 0012! this is sick! you said that you hate skiers on TW and i think you’re so awesome!” if we all could be friends that would be way better. i think we might all have something in common already…

  • Matt Says:

    skiers need to watch the fuck out in the park!!

  • mike..... Says:

    maybe the boarder was michael jackson and he purposely ran into the little kid!!!

  • Morgab Says:

    First of all, everyone should note that the skier didn’t “get what she deserved” because all of the injuries were sustained by the boarder. That being said, there was no way for him to have avoided her. He is coming around blind on the last 180. No chance.

    Also, the landing’s in Keystone’s jump line are not at the beginning of a trail… that’s absurdly wrong. In fact the jump line has a separate entrance and has a rope running along side it. No mountain would be foolish enough to merge a trail at the bottom of a landing. You can cut across at the bottom of the very last jump, but it takes a complete lack of common sense and understanding to do something so careless.

    This has been a growing problem, and we are seeing it worse than ever this year at Killington with the introduction of the Stash. The Stash is a really fun park, but unfortunately it looks like a kids theme park and as a result, parents are bringing their little kids through. Unfortunately for both the kids and parents, neither have enough understanding to realize that a) the park is a place for expert riders and b) parks are the one place where the downhill skiers doesn’t have absolute right of way. If you stand in the landing of a jump, you are fully responsible for the outcome.

    Unfortunately, with park etiquette being different from the rules on the rest of the mountain, 90% of people who are casual skiers don’t know how to go through the park safely. The mountains need to be doing everything in their power to keep beginners out of the park. They have the right to share the mountain, but they don’t have the right to put people in danger. The worst part of this all is that the person coming off the jump is usually responsible from a legal standpoint, regardless of who is truly at fault in the situation. I hate to be the one who suggests it, but maybe Copper and Stratton are on to something with their park passes

  • JBake Says:

    Where the hell did u come from, nobody was even talkin to you. and y the hell does everyone have to cover up for skiers. i havent seen one guy just be like “yeah im a skier and im fuckin amazing at what i do.” (No one was talking to me either, i just thought i would mention that)

  • WHAT! Says:

    WOW, you think just because someone is a jock, they act like that. your a dumbass ’cause i play both those sports, but i also skate and snowboard. i also don’t rent my shit so you can suck my dick you arrogant piece

  • Pfiz Says:

    oh yeah, and i think that every park in america should require a safety/etiquette education thing in order to even get in, with consequences for doin stupid nonsense like that little girl. maybe she didn’t know any better, but if somebody made sure that she knew before she got in there, then she would. actually, all the resorts should come together and form one association for the whole country, so you only have to do this one time, then go anywhere. beautiful idea right there.

  • luke Says:

    lol nah it wouldnt be mj cuz he only grabs little boys lol

  • TrueSkier Says:

    you’re an idiot. dumbass

  • killingtonskier Says:

    Like the man says—Life ain’t fair and shit happens. Bad luck happens also. I am sure there is no intent involved–I hope both survive to learn and do it again (ski and Board).

  • meredith lessard Says:

    first off she’s 14!OMG she could of gooten really hurt.Anyway awesome jump/trick though.Listen to this my hubby was snowboarding the week before Christmas and hit the jump,did the 360 but when it was time to come down and land it the board tail hit the end of thwe jump landed my hubby flat on the left side of his body hitting the ground like a goldfish(Iam sorry Iam toally laughing now,ok not funny.hahaha)he ended up in the ER,then the OR finally landing himself right into ICU with two broken ribs in the back and a collapsed lund due to blowout from hitting the ground so hard(ice off the end of jump)they had to put a tube into his left side to drain fluid from lung and add air from him to breath,you know!!!!! So I understand that totally sucks having broken ribs,he was hurtin…..Good luck on recovery and get back out there!!!!

  • TheFreshSC Says:

    I smell a troll. “Funparks?” You can’t be taking this dude seriously

  • TheFreshSC Says:

    haha agreed

  • TheFreshSC Says:

    Good job, i LOLed

  • TheFreshSC Says:

    Wrong website, broski

  • TheFreshSC Says:

    As a keystone local and a resident of Dillon, I’ve seen much worse.
    I am fed up with ski resorts in general. What summit county needs is a park mountain. Not like echo or bear, who are on the right track, but an actual mountain dedicated to a park. Like A51 without the Schoolmarm. A place to shred where gapers are fucking forbidden. Locals should get priority, but the park should welcome those who can shred from all over. Skiers and snowboarders can coexist. In this fantasy place, much like at a good skatepark, hate can be eliminated and frustrations about goddamn tourists would fade away. A chill session with some pals can go down anytime, not just on weekdays, but weekends without the weekend warriors. No publicity or affiliation with any Vail Resorts bullshit. For now, we can only dream, and pray that the future of snowboarding, nay, fun! will change for the better.

  • chadbrochill's boyfriend Says:

    clearly he meant that he wanted to see it in person. i think everyone needs to calm down.

    p.s. honey come back to bed…<3

  • chimichonga Says:

    next time you have suicidal thoughts, say yes

  • LALLOOOOOOOOOO! Says:

    I agree with you on the “NO hatin’ on skiers thing” caus’ it’s stupid and pointless. But I don’t think that there is any way that he could have avoided that. He just landed a huge jump and he prob paniced when he saw some skier just chillin’ right in front of him. Also if it really would have been that easy to avoid her then why wouldn’t he.

    P.S. Even though I said I agreed with you about not hatin’ on skiers there ARE a lot more stupid skiers than there are stupid snowboarders. . . especials around parks.

  • wizzy Says:

    This is the reason Canada is losing it’s terrain parks, kids ducking fences or just not knowing what the eff they are doing. You cannot blame the guy hitting the jump or the filmer, it is obvious that nobody noticed the kid until it was too late to do anything. Kids cutting under fences or pizza-cutting down landings should not happen in the park ever, period, because they shouldn’t be there. Put up better fences, give a couple poor kids from Granite Park in Wisconsin a pass to volunteer half days to monitor people going in and educate them. It’s not skiiers or snowboarders, both do stupid shit all over the mountain. It’s not people from Denver and Texas, it’s people from friggin’ everywhere! People need to start taking responsibility for their stupid actions on the hill and stop blaming everyone else for what happens to them. If you get played because you are sitting on a landing you have nobody to blame but yourself. You are ruining it for everyone!

  • taco bite Says:

    thats not all u dig of his

  • metalhead Says:

    are you fuckin retarded? if you stand on or at the bottom of the landing, you’re gonna get drilled. no questions asked.

  • metalhead Says:

    henrik, how the fuck is he supposed to adjust midair? i’d like to see you do the same thing. hit a seven, then try to avoid a skier. except i hope you would die

  • taco bite Says:

    eye piece? i think you mean viewfinder…rookie. what are you like 15 16? at least still in high school and a virgin

  • inferno Says:

    Hey Mickey-
    Opinions are like butt-holes, everyone has one! In this case yours is FUCKED!!!

  • mac Says:

    referring to a snowboarder as a “boarder” is perhaps the kookiest thing you can do

  • nima jalali Says:

    mike you are a ignant mother fucker..n everybody else fuck skiing.

  • banana boy Says:

    dude, park skiers can throw down sick shit… its just the dumb ones like this who make us hate them

  • banana boy Says:

    chadbrochill is just trying to suck up to someone who is obviously better than him…..hes not a virgin though…he screwed his dad yesterday

  • dr. awsomepants Says:

    this is dr. awsomepants, and i will be watchin u evil doer…..

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