Places to go snowboarding:
1. Bear Mountain
2. Quebec City
3. Blackwood
4. Snow Summit (in the late 90′s)
5. Los Angeles when it snows next year

Places to go skateboarding:
1. Glendale High
2. Red curb at the bank around the corner
3. Downtown LA spots
4. Atwater ledges
5. DWP ledges

Pizza joints:
1. My pops’ joint
2. La Canada Imports
3. NY pots
4. Whole Foods
5. California Pizza Kitchen

Beers:
1. Amstel
2. Corona
3. Heineken
4. Newcastle
5. Stella

Partiers:
1. Duke
2. Mills
3. Kooley
4. Darrell
5. Chopak Dumpings

Reasons to wake up:
1. Snowboarding
2. Music
3. Alcohol
4. Ciggarettes
5. Coffee

Nose Presses:
1. Mitch Nelson
2. JP Walker
3. Jon Kooley
4. Joe Sexton
5. Chris Bradshaw

Fresh people:
1. Dinero
2. Paulie Walnuts
3. Junior Soprano
4. Sky Saxon
5. John Anthony Genzale

Bands:
1. 13th Floor Elevators
2. Muddy Waters
3. Johnny Thunders
4. The Seeds
5. Bo Diddley

Board graphics:
1. The sims one with the trucks
2. Curtis Stone’s board
3. Robbie Sell’s weird shit
4. Old Burton Air’s
5. Kooley’s Cookie Monster

Reasons to live in LA:
1. Every day we try to fatten our pockets
2. Currency chasing
3. Sunset Blvd.
4. Cohenga Blvd.
5. Hollywood

Times to smoke a cigarette:
1. After getting a trick
2. After a skate
3. During a bear mountain session
4. While your drinking
5. Five seconds after you wake up when your lungs feel like they are done

Lakers:
1. Kobe
2. Mugsy Bouges
3. Michael Jordan
4. Michael Jackson
5. Spud Webb

Reasons snowmobiles are played out:
1. They are a drag
2. They remind me of dirtbikes
3. They’re f—king gay
4. F—k snowmobiles
5. Keep it real and hike (unless you wanna give me a lift on your snowmobile)

Audi enthusiasts:
1. Saydah
2. Rob Mathis
3. Evan
4. Hebbel
5. Stephen Duke

Definitions for L.A.M.F.:
1. Like a mother f—ker
2. Like a mother f—ker
3. Like a mother f—ker
4. Like a mother f—ker
5. Like a mother f—ker