Reasons to not wash your hair:

1. You get dreads.
2. Less time in the shower.
3. More time skating and shredding.
4. No stress on whether it’s dirty or not.
5. People can start calling you natty!

Moves to perform on your snowboard:

1. Front threes in pipe.
2. Backside sevens.
3. Alley-oops.
4. Lots of rail tricks.
5. Cab nine Indy.

Reasons to go to snowboard school:

1. Travel the world.
2. Snowboard a lot.
3. Graduate.
4. Graduate with a diploma not a G.E.D.
5. Geoff Veysey.

People to ride with on a powder day:

1. Jack Mitrani.
2. Kevin Pearce.
3. Mason Aguirre.
4. Scott Lago.
5. Romain De Marchi.

Things to do when you’re laid up on injured reserve:

1. Eat Vicodin.
2. Watch skate videos.
3. Sleep.
4. Drink water.
5. Elevate.

Places to chill:

1. Mitrani’s house in Mammoth.
2. SoCal.
3. My house.
4. Mini ramps.
5. Kevin’s barn.

Warm-up tricks:

1. Switch backside 180.
2. Cab five.
3. Frontside three.
4. Frontside seven.
5. Backside seven.

Stresses of being a professional snowboarder:

1. Flights.
2. Weather.
3. No time to skate.
4. Contests.
5. Landing.

Places to go snowboarding:

1. Mammoth.
2. Alaska.
3. Chile.
4. Northstar.
5. Breckenridge.

Tricks you want to learn:

1. Switch back rodeos.
2. McTwists.
3. Switch alley-oops.
4. Backside tens.
5. Better rail tricks.

Board graphics:

1. Flip Cheech And Chong graphic.
2. Uninc’s.
3. Michi Albin/Marc Gonzales Burton graphic.
4. DK Gnu graphic.
5. Old Seven snake graphic.

Women in your life:

1. Inca.
2. Jessica Alba.
3. Someone I haven’t found yet.
4. My mom.
5. Your mom.

Grabs:

1. Indy nosebone.
2. Scotty Lago melon.
3. Crail.
4. Grasser.
5. Tailgrab.

Moments from the Burton bus tour:

1. Skating Brothers Park.
2. Shredding with all my Frends.
3. Vegas.
4. Superpark.
5. Jeff the bus driver.

Things to have with you on a deserted island:

1. Fruits.
2. Veggies.
3. Skateboard.
4. My Frends.
5. Ladies.

Styles:

1. MC Hammer pants.
2. Big hair bands.
3. Cell phone earpieces.
4. Crocks.
5. Tightly laced shoes.

Bands:

1. Bob Dylan.
2. Pink Floyd.
3. Grass Roots.
4. Janis Joplin.
5. Neil Young.

Foods:

1. Pickles.
2. Rice with soy sauce.
3. Chocolate ice cream.
4. Salad.
5. Peanut butter.

Videos:

1. BASEketball.
2. Fulfill The Dream.
3. Blazing Saddles.
4. The End.
5. Young Frankenstein.

Trips:

1. Japan 2007
2. Arctic Challenge
3. China
4. Australia
5. Driving cross country with Kevin and Jack.

Jobs you would not want to have:

1. Sweatshop worker.
2. Sports agent.
3. Any job at an airport.
4. Policeman.
5. President.

Things you’d rather be doing at this very moment:

1. Skating.
2. Eating Mexican food.
3. At a concert.
4. Having fun.
5. Shredding!