Skullcandy Pipe ($70)
Before getting into the details, one must be prefaced with Skullcandy’s warning: “85% of doctors* agree that hitting the Pipe can lower inhibitions, enhance sensory pleasure, make you feel invincible, and tidy up your desk.” With that understood, you can pack an iPod or plug into the auxiliary port and let the sounds loose. Power it form an outlet or go mobile with 4AA batteries. Comes with a remote, too.
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