Last tattoo you got:
A switchblade on my forearm.
Last person you hated:
Hating people is exhausting. I don’t hate anyone.
Last time you slept in your car:
Last time you moved:
I’ve lived in the same house for six years. I have the cheapest rent in Portland. I’ll probably die in this house.
Last time you went snowboarding:
A couple weeks ago at Windells snowboard camp.
Last time you went skiing:
Maybe when I was six years old. I don’t really remember it, though.
Last vacation you went on:
My life is kinda one big vacation.
Last person you end-called:
The ex-girlfriend, then I threw my phone out the car window.
Last time you got in a fight:
It’s been years-fighting is for jocks. I love watching jocks fight. It’s hilarious-they’re always best friends afterward.
Last photo you took:
I don’t know, probably a random party photo.
Last time you were inspired:
When I designed my new Stairmaster boards for Capita. And every time I have a cup of coffee and a cigarette in the morning.
Last piece of art you sold:
I just sold a couple paintings; I think maybe “Red State Love Affair” was the last one …
Last piece of art you bought:
I trade art.
Last magazine you read:
Frequency. I like to go to the store and just stand there and read magazines in the aisle.
Last meal you ate:
Eating is cheating. I survive off oxygen alone.
Last flight you were on:
Portland to L.A.-I love L.A.
Last job you had:
Cal’s Pharmacy-it’s a skate shop in Portland.
Last TV show you watched:
No TV, read books.
Last movie you watched:
Rock ‘N’ Roll Circus.
Last book you read:
Scar Tissue, the Anthony Kiedis biography. I’m not that big of a fan, but it was really nuts.
Last time you got ripped off:
Someone stole my Terry Richardson book and some sunglasses from my house last week. I always get ripped off-I’m too nice and people always take advantage of me, especially in business.
Last song that you got stuck in your head:
Every song I write with my band Death Valley.
Last time you played football:
I don’t care for sports.
Last thing you lost:
I lost my wallet two years ago in the snow.
Last thing you found:
When we were looking for my wallet in the snow, we found someone else’s. It was really bizarre.
Last thing you bought:
Last thing you stole:
I don’t know, I’m horrible at stealing.
Last time you lied:
Sometimes I make shit up just for fun out of boredom. Like I told these people the other day I was an ex-Navy Seal. But I try to never lie vindictively.