Last Track Handrail! I challenge you to a joust!
Handrail! I challenge you to a joust!What do ya think was going through Brandon Bybee’s head right before this attempted self-appendectomy? I’m putting money on it being something along the line of, “Oh, dang.” Most people would probably drop an F-bomb, but not Brandon, ’cause he’s a Mormon and they don’t swear. This one trip we went on, everyone tried to get him to swear for, like, two weeks, and the closest he came was “frick.” What kinda crap is that? Frick? That’s some elementary school jargon. Tell you what, if I saw the end of a handrail about to joust my guts out, I would hope god would forgive me For my Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.–C.C.