By Chris Coyle

It has come to my attention that there is nothing you can’t make with a thrift store, some duct tape, and a go-get-’em ‘tude. This month I was challenged by a friend to come up with a one-piece shred outfit for under ten bucks. He obviously didn’t know who the hell he was dealing with.

What you’ll need:

One sleeping bag (preferably with vinyl outer shell)

One roll of duct tape

A pair of scissors

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Cut a hole for your head.

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Two for the arms.

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Now it gets tricky. Spread your legs and cut straight up the middle, leaving an even amount of fabric on either side.

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Wrap the excess material around each leg, taking the overlapping stuff off.

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Duct tape the hell out of the legs.

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Now wrap the remaining material around your arms-more duct tape.

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Grab your shred stick, and head for the hills.