Everyone’s favorite Shredder/Announcer/Radical Dude, The Dingo, has agreed to pass on all that he has learned in his 21 years of existence to you, the readers of TransWorld SNOWboarding.Ask any question you’ve got, from advice on the ladies, to the square root of 5,239, to the meaning of life—Dingo’s got your back. The only bad question is the one that you didn’t ask, that or asking, “What’s a dickfer?” That’s a pretty bad question, too.

Send all questions, however ridiculous they may be to:askthedingo@gmail.com.

Now flip through the pages of TWS to see if yours was chosen, and check online for the unedited version with bonus questions. Get to it!