Top Five Slams Of The Year: #3

“Crash Of The Day: Face First Into Closeout”

Not even Jihad Jerry’s precious extensive collection of jangles, bangles, bobbles, and jewels could save him from this wicked face smash. It’s all about them Power Balance, son!
Honestly, dreamcatchers? You’re not native, nor are you sleeping, fool.

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