For Immediate Release: Very Limited Edition Badaleon Now Available
Here it is! The very limited edition release that only came to be because you dudes wanted it BAD. http://www.bataleon.com/mj/
It’s constructed like a specked up cross breed between a slightly narrower Evil Twin and a Goliath with an adjusted insert pattern and wood core profiling so it becomes a true twin setup. It’s got a smooth synthduded base that is great for practicing moonwalks.
(The no nose shape is actually just a bad joke – of course the board has a nose) a Triple Base Nose! Which is the best nose job for your snowboard. We offer it in two sizes making the amounts per size even more limited (sorry no kids sizes). Check it out here and order fast…only 50 available worldwide! http://www.bataleon.com/mj/
Any questions? Fire them over to Mr. B at email@example.com