Thule Universal Flat Top Rack ($199)

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You shouldn’t try to put your snowboards on top of your car without a solid rack on there. Otherwise, they would just fly off into the road, and everyone in the car behind you would probably die. —JP

 

There you have it, now you’ll be equipped to get to the mountain safely—without shit on your shoes and without killing anyone.*

* These products will not keep you from driving like a dumbass.