Airblaster Sissy Pants ($179)
Many of us girl-pant-wearing “boys” are just never going to be “manly” men. But you know what? Mick Jagger wore knickers so tight that his Cockney English junk had its own zip code, and no one ever questioned his sack status. Rock these burly, stretchy snow leggings and be a real man-a sissy man.