Vans OTW Collection – and mad Hennessy.

Vans OTW Collection.

ALL PHOTOS: Laura Austin

Friday Night in LA… hot damn. Vans opened the gates to the kids, premiering their new OTW collection. RZA himself provided the sounds. Needless to say… we achieved lift-off. Quick gallery of the madness, shot by Miss Laura Austin.
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Kind of worried about calling out this douchebaggery, because these people are probably someone not to call out douchebaggery towards. But, screw it. You look like an idiot, homie.

That, my friend, is one damned nice bowtie.

5'7", 130-pound manorexics pretending to know hockey is about the same as multiple DUI convicts wearing Nascar shirts.

Sorry, Canada. Go Bruins.

Ladies, please calm yourselves.

Ladies, please calm yourselves.

Haakers.

Haakers.

This was just creepy. Twin bartenders abound...

This was just creepy. Twin bartenders abound...

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Not creepy.

Not creepy.

Ain't NOTHING to fuck with, right there. God damn...

Ain't NOTHING to mess with, right there. God damn...

Blang.

Blang.

RZA. Aka: Abbott, Bobby Steels, The RZA, Rzarector, Prince Rakeem, Bobby Digital, Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah...

RZA. Aka: Abbott, Bobby Steels, The RZA, Rzarector, Prince Rakeem, Bobby Digital, Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah...

Pass that Hennessy Black, son...

Pass that, son...

Just really thought ending with this photo would be epic.

Just really thought ending with this photo would be epic.