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Guest Editor, J2
If you don’t know of Ol’ Dirty Twos, you best get to some researchin’. From the streets of New York City to the alleys of Los Angeles, J2 has yet to meet a rail he didn’t like. We decided to see what would happen if he got let loose in the photo office with the instructions, “Do whatever the hell ya want.”
Man, we’ve been getting some really bad ideas round here lately–What’s next? A bikini issue?
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In the immortal words of Big Pun: “Live long, getcha party on.” Oh wait–isn’t this kid, like, twelve? So, I should switch that rhyme up a little, “Young dun, getcha’ Gretchen on.” Gretchen Bleiler and Luke Mitrani gettin’ it on ’til the break of dawn.
Photo: Jeff Curtes
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Merle Haggard
And I thought the Angry Interns¿ were pissed. You heard of dudes goin’ postal? Yeah, I think Coyle is ’bout to go editor on that ass.
Chris Coyle
Photo: Hamilton
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Puerto Rico hoooo!”That’s me, and those’s locals. We were hittin’ a rail way uptown in Manhattan, and all these kids came up, like, “Yo, I wanna watch the surfer dudes surf.” It’s kinda cool this is a black-and-white photo, huh?
Photo: Andy “Puddles” Wright
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Mormon by association?
Drugs-booze-and tabacco-free? Ha ha ha ha. What’s that cloud comin’ out JP Walker’s mouth? He ain’t Ares, the god of the storms ’n’ shit–holdin’ out all these years …
Photo: Andy “Puddles” Wright
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Hmmmmm …
Bobby Meeks is “into” a lot of different things. One of them happens to be elongated, cylindrical objects, as you can tell by this photo. The photo of Jordan Mendenhall clearly shows that he likes Bobby. The last time we were all at a party, I overheard Meeks telling Jordan, “Don’t playa hate–participate.”
Photo: Andy “Puddles” Wright
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Bigfoot? No, Big Mike.
You know how there was always those sketchy pictures of the Sasquatch you’d see on TV? Well, here’s one that ain’t so sketchy. You can tell by the look in his eyes how ferocious he is, and just look at his–hold on a minute. That’s no Big Foot, it’s way too short–that’s LeBlanc, and he’s got on some of that hot new Holden shit (shameless plug). Baam, that’s gots to be warm.
Photo: Andy “Puddles” Wright
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Where’s the cornfield at?
Scarecrow and Ms. King? Nope–Wittlake and Onepiecething.
Photo: Chris Owen
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FLETCH!
Did you ever see that music video, I mean, movie, Belly? There a part in it where Method Man goes to visit a business associate in the barber shop–I never realized it, but that guy was Josh Feliciano. Just a little makeup does wundas on a honky.
Photo: Hamilton
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DOUG?
>Oh god, Doug–why? (Doug is when dude and dog are hella tight.) Spilt yer drink there, did ya? Come on, man, pull it together, keep it tight, and whatnot. Being from Vermont, Zach Leach should know how to handle himself by now.
Photo: Chris Owen
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Candy floor trash.
I was once out … what do I mean once? Every time I go out with Andy Forgash, I vote him most likely to get arrested, and for good reason. This could be one of them.
Photo: Shem Roose
