Special All Canadian Edition!
Stairway To Kevin
A half-naked Kevin Sansalone walking down a hallway covered in framed porno-magazine covers? What the hell is going on up in Canada? They’ve got some of the best-looking women in the world, yet every picture we get is packed full of dude. We’re gonna have to talk to these guys.
Photo: Jeff Patterson
You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression
Selsun Blue my ass. David Carrier-Porcheron is gonna need some battery acid and a toilet brush to get rid of that kind of ’druff.
Photo: Andy Wright
Cosmo? More Like Cosno.
Hearing about the newest batch of shreds turned supermodels, Tyler Lepore poses for the cover of Northern Redneck magazine.
Photo: Mark Gallup
Browner Goes Fishing, Catches A Salomon
Like the Canadian salmon, sponsors travel far upstream, spawning new life into Browner’s career every year. The weak die off, while the stronger ones last two seasons–and the dance of life and death begins anew.
Photo: Scott Serfas