Sure, some dude jumping over the pipe at the Burton European Open looks crazy now, but just wait. This will be some X-Games crap in a few years. Can you imagine? Somebody getting totally wicked in the dude-tube as snomobros cancan their way overhead. It’ll be like Tony Hawk’s Boom Boom Huck Jam but with shreddin’ instead.
Maybe they’ll come up with a cool name like “The Ding Dong Silly Circus,” or “Knuckle Draggers And Air Baggers.” Oh, wait, wait, wait–you know what else would be totally boss? Fireworks–and if, like, in midair they switched so the boarder would be on the snowmobile and vice versa. Man, this is going to be sweet.–C.C.
Photo: Hans Herbig