Remember in school when you would try to hold your body out sideways on the flagpole like you were flyin’? Who the hell were you kidding? The only people who can do that are them Cirque du Soleil freaks–and most of them have been training since poppin’ out of the womb.
Somebody’d better tell JP Tomich he ain’t got a chance in hell of making it into the circus–well, maybe if he can balance a running chainsaw on his face.
JP (Toe-Moma) Tomich, High Cascade Snowboard Camp. Timberline, Oregon